Since You're All DYING To See What I Look Like

Here's a little candid shot of me and my better half. And yes, we both agree that this TOTALLY does both of us justice.



I am prone to snide looks, witty banter, beer, and cheap smokes. Rick is a scaredy cat with a love of MAC Cosmetics, frequently crazy hair, and has a heretofore unmatched obsession with candies of all sorts.

I don't know WHY we're not on South Park yet. I mean seriously, can you IMAGINE the story lines?